Aussie Lady vs British Lady

AUSSIE LADY vs BRITISH LADY

AUSSIE LADY vs. BRITISH LADY

Now that you know how to differentiate between an Aussie Gentleman from his British counterpart, you should now progress further into learning how to distinguish between the ladies. Extensive research has shown that the main difference between an Aussie Lady (left) and a British Lady (right) is in the way they speak .... don't let superficial things like jewelry and dressing fool you ! Again, here's how to spot their "subtle" verbal differences...

DIFFERENCE IN SPEECH BETWEEN AUSSIE LADY and BRITISH LADY

AN AUSSIE LADY

A BRITISH LADY

Wanna cuppa ?

Would you care for some tea ?

Go and tart yourself up !

Please dress yourself up in your best.

Wanna come to our piss-up ?

You are invited to our party.

How ya goin', luv ?

I hope you are feeling well ?

Don't get your knickers in a knot !

Please don't upset yourself !

What's the latest goss ?

Do you know of the latest gossip ?

The old man's shot through...

My husband has left town...

Get stuffed, bitch...

Please leave as your presence is no longer welcomed...

Shut ya gob !

Please go tell it to someone else...

Don't crap on !

I believe you must be exaggerating.

Could I bot a fag ?

May I have one of your cigarettes ?



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