An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. �Pull yourself off�, he orders. �What?� �Masturbate. Right now!� Nervously, the tourist obliges. �Now, do it again�. �I can�t do it again� �DO it again!� So the tourist masturbates for a second time. �Okay, once more� �I couldn�t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.� �No, that�s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.� |
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